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"Brad built my website while I was at the pub. LITERALLY! Started my third pint, got a text saying 'it's live mate.' The other web bloke wanted a 47-page proposal. Brad just said 'sorted.' Absolute unit!"

"My brother-in-law said he'd do it for free. That was 2019. Still waiting. Brad did it in ONE BLOODY DAY! Even added a logo that doesn't look like clip art from Windows 95. Family dinners are awkward now but WHO CARES!"

"Brad doesn't do 'synergy' or 'ideation sessions.' He does WEBSITES. Told him I sell pasties. He said 'right then.' Next morning: PASTY EMPIRE ONLINE! Now shipping to France. Take that, Brexit!"

"Hired a London agency once. They flew down, stayed at the Imperial, charged me for their bloody lattes! Brad? Works from his shed, drinks instant coffee, GETS IT DONE! My accountant literally cried with joy!"

"I text Brad at 11:47pm on a BANK HOLIDAY MONDAY! He replied 'on it.' WHO DOES THAT?! My website was live before the hangover kicked in. Brad's not a web designer, he's a bloody TIME WIZARD!"

"Other designers wanted wireframes, user journeys, and my BLOOD TYPE apparently. Brad asked for my business name and favourite colour. THAT'S IT! Now I'm ranking above Amazon for 'Devon cheese.' How's that even possible?!"

"Four WhatsApp messages. FOUR! 'What do you do?' 'Got a logo?' 'Facebook page?' 'Sound.' That was the entire consultation! My last guy had a 97-question onboarding form. Brad works off vibes apparently!"

"Tried Wix. Tried Squarespace. Tried crying. Nothing worked. Called Brad in desperation. He said 'leave it with me, love.' Two hours later, I'm an INTERNET SENSATION! My cat's Instagram is jealous!"

"My last web guy moved to Bali to 'find himself.' Still invoicing me monthly for 'maintenance.' Brad's 5 minutes down the A361, answers his phone, and ACTUALLY EXISTS! Revolutionary business model!"

"Brad built my website faster than my kettle boils. NOT JOKING! Put the kettle on, rang Brad, made tea, checked phone - WEBSITE DONE! The tea wasn't even properly brewed yet!"

"Spent £15K on a 'digital transformation consultant.' Got a PDF. Called Brad. Spent £749. Got an ACTUAL WEBSITE! That consultant's probably reading this on the site BRAD BUILT! Sweet, sweet irony!"

"My son's a 'computer genius.' Been building my site since GCSEs. He's doing A-levels now. Still not done. Brad did it during Match of the Day. My son now calls Brad for homework help!"

"Brad's turnaround time should be ILLEGAL! Other firms quote 6-8 weeks. Brad says '6-8 hours, tops.' Thought he was taking the piss. He wasn't. He really, REALLY wasn't!"

"Called Brad after several wines. Slurred something about 'yoga and crystals.' Woke up to a PROFESSIONAL wellness website! Even he doesn't know how he understood me. Brad speaks drunk apparently!"

"My competitor hired a team from Manchester. Six months, fifty grand, still in beta. I hired Brad. One afternoon, seven hundred quid, already outranking them on Google. They're FUMING! I love it!"

"Brad doesn't have a portfolio. Doesn't need one. Half of Barnstaple's businesses are his portfolio! Just look around! That website? Brad. That one? Brad. Your mum's craft shop? DEFINITELY Brad!"

"Tried to DIY it. Spent 73 hours on YouTube tutorials. Created digital CHAOS. Brad fixed it in 20 minutes while eating a pasty. TWENTY MINUTES! I'm convinced he's not human!"

"Brad's invoice was so cheap I thought it was a typo. Tried to pay him more. He said 'don't be daft.' WHO REFUSES EXTRA MONEY?! Brad, apparently. Absolute madman. In the best way!"

"My old developer wanted me to learn WordPress. ME! I can barely operate the microwave! Brad said 'you just worry about your business, I'll handle the internet.' And he ACTUALLY DID!"

"Brad's got a waiting list now apparently. A WAITING LIST! But it's only 3 hours long because that's how fast he works! By the time you finish reading this, he's built two more sites!"

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