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BETTER CALL BRAD!
When You Need a Website... Yesterday!
- ✓ NO MEETINGS - Just Results!
- ✓ 48 HOUR DELIVERY - Guaranteed!
- ✓ ONE PRICE - No Hidden Fees!
- ✓ 100% SATISFACTION - Or Your Money Back!
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Real Results! Real People!
Don't just take my word for it - These folks called Brad!
"My old web guy? He wanted MEETINGS! Can you believe it? MEETINGS! Brad had my site up before that guy even finished his 'discovery phase.' Now I'm making money while he's still making PowerPoints!"
"I called Brad at 2am after a few pints. Thought I dreamt it. Woke up to a LIVE WEBSITE! My competition is still 'coming soon' after 6 months. Better Call Brad? More like DEFINITELY Call Brad!"
"Other designers kept saying 'it's not possible in that timeframe.' Brad said 'hold my coffee.' 36 hours later, BOOM! Website so good, my own mother asked who built it!"
"My nephew said he could do it cheaper. Six weeks later, still waiting. Called Brad on Monday, launched on Wednesday. Even fixed the mess my nephew made. ABSOLUTE LEGEND!"
"Brad doesn't do Zoom calls, mood boards, or any of that nonsense. He does WEBSITES. FAST WEBSITES. WEBSITES THAT WORK. Why would you call anyone else?!"
"I'm tech-phobic. Can barely work the telly. Brad made it SO SIMPLE. No jargon, no confusion, just 'send me your logo, I'll handle it.' AND HE DID! Magic, I tell you!"
"Hired a 'professional' agency. They wanted £8,000 and my FIRSTBORN CHILD! Brad? £749 and threw in free hosting. My child is safe. My wallet is happy. Brad is THE MAN!"
"Brad answered the phone DURING CORONATION STREET! That's dedication! Had my plumbing website live before the adverts finished. Now THAT'S what I call service!"
"My last designer disappeared with my deposit. Probably in the Bahamas now. Brad? He's still answering my calls at midnight. Because he's ACTUALLY IN BARNSTAPLE!"
Join the hundreds of happy clients who called Brad!
I WANT RESULTS LIKE THESE! →Here's The Deal!
No BS. No Meetings. Just Websites!
Listen up! You need a website YESTERDAY? I'm your guy!
While other "web professionals" are scheduling their discovery calls and brewing their artisanal coffee, I'm already BUILDING YOUR SITE!
Send me your logo, tell me what you need, and GET OUT OF MY WAY! I'll handle all the boring stuff - hosting, domains, servers, SSL certificates - all that technical mumbo-jumbo that makes your head spin.
You know what you WON'T get? Invoices for "ideation sessions." You know what you WILL get? A WEBSITE THAT WORKS!
The Brad Guarantee!
PROOF? HERE'S PROOF!
Real websites. Real results. Really fast!
(Yes, this site's a parody - but I do build actual professional websites too!)
Pick Your Poison!
Three ways to cook. Choose wisely.
The Saul Special
Named after everyone's favorite criminal lawyer - reliable, gets the job done, but maybe cuts a few corners
The Heisenberg
The premium package - pure, powerful, and worth every penny. This is the blue stuff.
The Cartel
For when you need something custom, something big, something that requires a sit-down meeting
LET'S DO THIS!
Two ways to reach me. One gets you a website TODAY!
The Smart Choice!
Listen, you can fill out that form over there if you're into WAITING and BUREAUCRACY...
OR you can WhatsApp me RIGHT NOW and we'll have your site LIVE before that form email even hits my inbox!
WHATSAPP ME NOW!The Slow Lane
OBJECTION! YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED
Listen, I've heard it all before. Let me break it down for you...
Oh, you think I'm some kind of amateur? Listen pal, while other developers are having their third "planning meeting" about your logo color, I'm already launching your site!
I don't do bureaucracy. I don't do endless revisions. I do RESULTS. You give me 48 hours, I give you a website. It's that simple.
Just like Saul Goodman doesn't waste time in court, I don't waste time in development. Time is money, friend!
Let me put it this way - you know those agencies charging £5,000+ for a basic site? They're the Hamlin, Hamlin & McGill of web design. All suits, no substance.
Me? I'm the Saul Goodman special: £749 for the basic package, £999 if you want the full Heisenberg treatment.
No hidden fees. No "Oh, that'll be extra." No nonsense. Just like it says on the tin!
You questioning my work? That's like asking if Saul can get you out of a pickle. OF COURSE IT'S GOOD!
Every site is mobile-optimized, SEO-ready, and faster than Jesse Pinkman running from the DEA. I don't do "template trash" - everything is bespoke, baby!
Check my portfolio. Those aren't stock photos - those are REAL BUSINESSES making REAL MONEY with sites I built!
Unlike those other guys who disappear faster than Walter White in witness protection, I STICK AROUND!
The Heisenberg package (£999) includes 12 months of revisions. Need to change your phone number? Done. New photos? Sorted. Complete rebrand? We'll talk.
And hey, you can always WhatsApp me. I'm more available than Saul's burner phone!
Trust? In this economy? I get it. But here's the thing - I offer a 100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE.
Don't like the site? Full refund. No questions asked. No small print. No "terms and conditions apply."
I'm so confident you'll love it, I'm basically betting £999 that you will. And unlike Saul, I've never had to flee to Nebraska!
Oh, you want the FULL TREATMENT? I'm your one-stop shop, baby!
Logo design? Check. Google Business setup? You got it. Social media branding? Consider it done. SEO optimization? I'll make you more findable than Heisenberg's blue stuff!
Basically, if it's digital and it makes you money, I DO IT!
Process? Here's my process: YOU CALL, I BUILD, YOU PROFIT!
Step 1: WhatsApp me (seriously, do it now)
Step 2: Tell me what you want
Step 3: I build it in 48 hours
Step 4: You love it
Step 5: Your competition cries
No wireframes. No mood boards. No buzzword bingo. Just RESULTS!
Location? Irrelevant! The internet doesn't care about borders, and neither do I!
I've built sites for clients from London to Los Angeles, Birmingham to Bangkok. All communication is online, all payments are digital, all results are GUARANTEED!
Time zones? I work when you need me. Just like Saul's 24/7 legal advice, but for websites!
Still Have Questions? Stop Overthinking!
📱 WHATSAPP ME RIGHT NOW!